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"The Pig Song" is the one song I completely made up. My dad kept telling me if I wrote country music I would make a million dollars. I wasn't out to write country music, however I had a pot belly pig as a pet & a wife at the time I didn't like. This one was for pop's.

Lyrics

"The Pig Song"

Well I fell into some money, when I met my honey, I thought my luck had changed.

She was a big breasted beauty, a playboy cutie, without a damn bit of brains.

Everything was rollin smooth, no chance on ever getting the blues, till I came home early one day.

Man it wasn't funny, to find my playboy bunny, rollin with my pig in the hay.

(CHORUS)
She's mountin my pig again & lord I know it ain't right.
The way she gets that fucker squealin in the middle of the night.
She's mountin my pig again & lord something must be wrong.
The way she keeps a screamin Jimmy Dean all night long.

Well I knew that bitch liked bacon, & every now & then got a cravin, but I never thought it was this bad.

It forces me to drinkin, when I start to thinkin, of all the fun well her & that pig had.

Sleepin in my king size bed & givin my old lady head, rootin bush in the middle of the night.

I just couldn't face it again, the mud them two went wallowin in, holdin on to each other so tight.

(CHORUS)
She's mountin my pig again & lord I know it ain't right.
The way she gets that fucker squealin in the middle of the night.
She's mountin my pig again & lord something must be wrong.
The way she keeps a screamin Jimmy Dean all night long.